The 2004 Kid Dictionary

Words that you said if you were at school in 2004.

Words, I hope to good God, you no longer use. 

The 'I was a teenage fool in 2004' Dictionary. 

Blaps

The act of hitting somebody. Usually without reason or cause. 

See - 'she just got blapsed up in the face' for reference. 

Shubz

A party or gathering that nine times out of ten only ever played the first ever So Solid Crew on repeat. You probably drank your first WKD Blue at one of these. If you are from South London, the police got called to at least one of them. One of your close friends may have lost their virginity at another. 

Grinding 

The word used to describe the art of dancing, somewhat like a slag, up against a boy who went to the shit school up the road. Often happened at a shubz. Often resulted in a teenage pregnancy. 

Choong ting

Attractive female

Buff ting

Attractive male.

Butters ting 

Unattractive person. Mainly just because they had braces. 

Shotgun

A bully's way of ensuring that they sat on the back row of the coach on your ghetto trip to Hampton Court. You wouldn't mess with him because a) he had the Adidas stripes shaved into his eyebrows and b) well...he shotgunned it. 

Llow it 

Please don't allow that to happen. See 'detention? Miss. LLOW IT!' for reference.

Spud

The word used straight after punching the class geek in his BCG scab to justify your mildly harrassing behaviour. 

Rush! 

The word screamed just before 400 puberty struck humans charged towards in the corridor outside Geography. RUSH! 

Skying it

The art of drinking a beverage from a can or bottle without your lips touching the container. Almost certainly perfected by only drinking Panda Pops. 

Blennie

Fat, basically. Word used to describe somebody not even that fat, but unable to fit into size 8 clothes from Clobber. 

Mashing

The act of having sex. Which, at 14, is a hot topic for all and sundry. 'Did you hear that they are mashing?! No way - she's so blennie!'

Breathalised

The hilarious act of breathing hard into a bag of crisps after offering them out to a friend. Endless hours of entertainment. 

Shook

Frightened, alarmed, generally put ill at ease. 'Bare shook bruv, bare shook'

& my all time favourite

Jinx

Oh me & my friend just said the same thing at the same time? Now, I've been peer pressured into remaining silent until someone far cooler than me says I can speak again. Sure thing.